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Chuck Norris has his very own 18+ (and with a deathwish) sticker.

Rated 1.35/5 (17 Votes)

Death waits for Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.67/5 (27 Votes)

The only reason voldemort died was because he saw Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.56/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris' phone doesn't ring, because when someone calls him he know someone is there anyway.

Rated 1.76/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris's hot tamales are filled with magma.

Rated 2.52/5 (23 Votes)

When Chuck Norris drinks ocean water he gets hydrated.

Rated 1.76/5 (21 Votes)

People really think Usain Bolt has the world record for the 100 meter dash but really in that race when the gun whent off Chuck Norris jumped out of the croud sprinted across the track so fast no one could see him and sat back down in his seat before the race was over.

Rated 2.6/5 (20 Votes)

One time Chuck Norris throurgh a ball up into the air as hard as he possibly could, that ball today is known as the moon.

Rated 2.83/5 (18 Votes)

In the orginal shining rather then saying " HEEREEEES JHOOONNY," It said "HEEERRREEES CHUCK NORRRISSS" but it was said to be to scary of a movie for anyone so it was changed.

Rated 2.35/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt use a gun. He just picks up the bullets and they run away from him.

Rated 3.09/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kick a field goal in Qualcomm Stadium from the 20 yard line of Giants Stadium.

Rated 3.92/5 (38 Votes)

The Dust Bowl was when Chuck Norris sneezed.

Rated 2.45/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris ALWAYS gets the cash cab.

Rated 2.65/5 (26 Votes)

CNN is Named after Chuck Norris CHUCK NORRIS NETWORK.

Rated 2.52/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can grow a mustache on his elbow.

Rated 2.59/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris died twice and was still there.

Rated 2.44/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks are a paradox: They kill instantly, yet contatin more antioxidants than green tea.

Rated 2.24/5 (21 Votes)

Nothing can beat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can beat nothing.

Rated 1.56/5 (18 Votes)

When Chuck Norris is invoved in a barroom brawl, the insurance company must use the Fujita Scale of Tornado Damage to assess the claim.

Rated 2.24/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris was once spotted in Cuba. People there are still building makeshift rafts trying to escape.

Rated 3.1/5 (20 Votes)
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