Chuck Norris Jokes Home

Full List of Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Top 100 Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Random Chuck Norris Joke (Fact)

Newest Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Submit a Chuck Norris Joke (Fact)

BecauseMerica.com

Browse Through Our Collection of 5,191 Chuck Norris Jokes

Browse through our full list of Chuck Norris Facts...
(listed from oldest to newest)

If Chuck Norris kicks your ass for no reason, then you have lost touch with reality.

Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris's biggest regret is that the odds always surrrender before he has a chance to beat them.

Rated 3.96/5 (23 Votes)

If three hundred men decide to gang up on Chuck Norris, they would have to wait for three hundred more because at the moment, they are outnumbered.

Rated 3.63/5 (19 Votes)

Our government denies the existence of Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.71/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so healthy, that when he drinks green tea, the tea benefits, not him.

Rated 3.85/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris's rage can be seen from space.

Rated 3.38/5 (21 Votes)

Police do not use bullet proof vest they use Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.47/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't have to dream...all his dreams come true.

Rated 3.86/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

Rated 4.1/5 (115 Votes)

People created the automobile to escape Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

Rated 4/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris neither likes nor dislikes Marmite...He is indesicive.

Rated 2.87/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris has 8 chaos emeralds.

Rated 2.85/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris 100% FC'd through the fire and flames on Expert mode.

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris didnt like nirvana.

Rated 3.63/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can see more colours than you can.

Rated 3.46/5 (24 Votes)

Horses wish they were hung like Chuck Norris.

Rated 4/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris fought 7 angry pregnant ninja bears, with one hand tied behind his back, on a tricycle, and won.

Rated 3.1/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not need to be aware of you. But he is.

Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris opened a restaurant a few years ago, but it never really became popular. It was called The International House of Pain-Cakes.

Rated 4.08/5 (40 Votes)

Receiving martial arts training from Chuck Norris is a paradox: He could teach you what you need to know to defend yourself... but then he'd have to kill you.

Rated 3.95/5 (22 Votes)
[First Page] [Prev] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 [Next] [Last Page]