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If Chuck Norris kicks your ass for no reason, then you have lost touch with reality.
Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris's biggest regret is that the odds always surrrender before he has a chance to beat them.
Rated 3.96/5 (23 Votes)
If three hundred men decide to gang up on Chuck Norris, they would have to wait for three hundred more because at the moment, they are outnumbered.
Rated 3.63/5 (19 Votes)
Our government denies the existence of Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.71/5 (34 Votes)
Chuck Norris is so healthy, that when he drinks green tea, the tea benefits, not him.
Rated 3.85/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris's rage can be seen from space.
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Police do not use bullet proof vest they use Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.47/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't have to dream...all his dreams come true.
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Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Rated 4.1/5 (115 Votes)
People created the automobile to escape Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Rated 4/5 (23 Votes)
Chuck Norris neither likes nor dislikes Marmite...He is indesicive.
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Chuck Norris has 8 chaos emeralds.
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Chuck Norris 100% FC'd through the fire and flames on Expert mode.
Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris didnt like nirvana.
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Chuck Norris can see more colours than you can.
Rated 3.46/5 (24 Votes)
Horses wish they were hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fought 7 angry pregnant ninja bears, with one hand tied behind his back, on a tricycle, and won.
Rated 3.1/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to be aware of you. But he is.
Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris opened a restaurant a few years ago, but it never really became popular. It was called The International House of Pain-Cakes.
Rated 4.08/5 (40 Votes)
Receiving martial arts training from Chuck Norris is a paradox: He could teach you what you need to know to defend yourself... but then he'd have to kill you.
Rated 3.95/5 (22 Votes)