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Chuck Norris was the reason why R-Kelly hid in the closet.
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Chuck Norris does not stand in lines, lines stand in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosen't dodge bullets, bullets dodge him.
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Chuck Norris can burn water.
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Chuck Norris can make the sun blink.
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This is Chuck Norris's world, and hes not letting you live in it, he just hasn't killed you yet.
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Q. What color is red?
The color of Chuck Norris enemy when he is through with them!
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Chuck Norris once established his own race called the Chucknorians. He then killed them all because there is only room for one Chuck Norris in the universe.
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If You looked up Chuck Norris on images. Your computer would crash for overload to pure awesomeness.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris can kill someone though a walkie talkie.
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The reason we pay taxes is so Chuck Norris can pay for his third fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink V8. He drinks V8.5.
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When Chuck Norris goes swimming the are no waves. The waves are too afraid to splash him.
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Chuck Norris can play checkers on a Monopoly board.
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Chuck Norris can make a square with one side.
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Chuck Norris can put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris can highlight with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris invented dying.
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Chuck Norris can find a word that rhymes with orange.
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