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It nevers rains on Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.71/5 (51 Votes)

Chuck Norris went as Chuck Norris as Halloween and got twice as much candy as anbody.

Rated 3.82/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats babies and poops Delta Force team members.

Rated 3.54/5 (28 Votes)

The word Chuckle is often misused, the correct defenition is, the way Chuck Norris can and WILL KILL YOU.

Rated 3.13/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kickflip on a snowboard.

Rated 3.13/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats poodles.

Rated 2.95/5 (22 Votes)

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Rated 4.11/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris can block yoa ming while sitting down.

Rated 3.59/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't walk forward. The earth rotates backwards.

Rated 3.86/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris was born with a beard.

Rated 3.26/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can do what Chuck Norris can't.

Rated 3.59/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris can find the number of sides in a circle.

Rated 3.11/5 (18 Votes)

Diamonds can scratch anything but Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris scratchs diamonds.

Rated 3.77/5 (22 Votes)

First place in any event is just the first place AFTER Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.89/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris runs with scissors.

Rated 4.09/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses his scabs as Frisbees for his dog.

Rated 2.95/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris’ toenail clippings are used as currency in 8 countries.

Rated 3.71/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN wear white after Labor Day.

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN have his cake and eat it too.

Rated 3.16/5 (19 Votes)

Spider man can walk on walls, but Chuck Norris and walk on air.

Rated 3.43/5 (21 Votes)
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