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Chuck Norris caught a Lugia in Pokemon Red, without a Poke Ball.

Rated 2.95/5 (19 Votes)

The number googleplex was invented in an attempt to count Chuck Norris' kills. The inventor thought on such a small scale.

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Chuck Norris sued Judge Judy... outside of court.

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When Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman are in trouble, they ask, "What would Brian Boitano do?" When he's in trouble, he asks, "What would Chuck Norris do?".

Rated 3.18/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of breath, breath runs out of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get Rickrolled, because the last time he did, he killed the person who got him, and Rick Astley.

Rated 2.14/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris beat Shao Kahn to death with his own lifebar in Mortal Kombat 3.

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Chuck Norris got Uno with a full hand in Poker.

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Tom Clancy has to pay Chuck Norris royalties because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' biography.

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Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.

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Chuck Norris can shoot and kill you with a capgun.

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The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.9/5 (21 Votes)

The anagram of WALKER TEXAS RANGER is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

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Chuck Norris once asked a rock band to write his theme song. Raining Blood was born.

Rated 3.42/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris shot 50 Cent 9 times.

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Chuck Norris brought Sexy Back.

Rated 2.82/5 (11 Votes)

OJ didn't do it. Chuck Norris did.

Rated 3.65/5 (17 Votes)

Who wears short shorts? Chuck Norris wears short shorts.

Rated 3.19/5 (16 Votes)

The reason Michael Jackson is white now is because Chuck Norris round house kicked the black off of him.

Rated 3.65/5 (23 Votes)

If Chuck Norris had instant replay, he'd kill you twice.

Rated 3.85/5 (20 Votes)
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