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A man once asked why Chuck Norris was so scary. His reply. No one knows the man was never seen again.
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The letters in Vin Diesel's name can be rearranged to spell I END LIVES, Chuck Norris's name can be rearranged to spell CHUCK NORRIS which means the same exact thing.
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When Chuck Wakes Up The Sun Goes Down.
This is what we call night.
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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. When the lightbulbs see Chuck Norris coming, they change themselves.
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Chuck Norris can juggle upside down.
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Chuck Norris has more force than yoda.
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Chuck Norris invented scotch tape.
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The faster Chuck Norris runs, the faster the earth spins.
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Chuck Norris's pizza slice isn't shaped like a triangle like everybody eles's, its shaped like a circle.
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A bullet proof vest puts Chuck Norris on front of it when it's being shot at by a gun.
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Chuck Norris once got thorwn into a wood chipper. But he was okay... it scabbed over.
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Chuck Norris once walked into a orthodontist office. The orthodonist left wearing braces.
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The shark in jaws was really just Chuck Norris in a shark costume.
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Chuck Norris can lick both his elbows at the same time.
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It wasn't your dog that ate your homework, it was Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in the show Lost but he just swam off the island before anyone could realize.
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Chuck Norris gave peas their black eyes.
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Chuck Norris ate a bean supreme and farted what we know as the first nuclear test site!
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It's not that sharks can't breath on land, it's just that they're afraid of Chuck Norris!
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Global warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the sun.
Rated 3.8/5 (25 Votes)