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A man once asked why Chuck Norris was so scary. His reply. No one knows the man was never seen again.

Rated 2.54/5 (13 Votes)

The letters in Vin Diesel's name can be rearranged to spell I END LIVES, Chuck Norris's name can be rearranged to spell CHUCK NORRIS which means the same exact thing.

Rated 4.09/5 (46 Votes)

When Chuck Wakes Up The Sun Goes Down. This is what we call night.

Rated 2.11/5 (9 Votes)

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. When the lightbulbs see Chuck Norris coming, they change themselves.

Rated 4/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can juggle upside down.

Rated 3.71/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris has more force than yoda.

Rated 3.86/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented scotch tape.

Rated 1.81/5 (21 Votes)

The faster Chuck Norris runs, the faster the earth spins.

Rated 2.92/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris's pizza slice isn't shaped like a triangle like everybody eles's, its shaped like a circle.

Rated 3.56/5 (16 Votes)

A bullet proof vest puts Chuck Norris on front of it when it's being shot at by a gun.

Rated 3.9/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris once got thorwn into a wood chipper. But he was okay... it scabbed over.

Rated 3.36/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris once walked into a orthodontist office. The orthodonist left wearing braces.

Rated 3.56/5 (16 Votes)

The shark in jaws was really just Chuck Norris in a shark costume.

Rated 4.08/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can lick both his elbows at the same time.

Rated 4.13/5 (39 Votes)

It wasn't your dog that ate your homework, it was Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.62/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris was in the show Lost but he just swam off the island before anyone could realize.

Rated 3.88/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris gave peas their black eyes.

Rated 3.87/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris ate a bean supreme and farted what we know as the first nuclear test site!

Rated 3.18/5 (17 Votes)

It's not that sharks can't breath on land, it's just that they're afraid of Chuck Norris!

Rated 2/5 (12 Votes)

Global warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the sun.

Rated 3.85/5 (26 Votes)
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