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Chuck Norris can go runing through the street naked and not get in trouble.

Rated 1.7/5 (27 Votes)

When the waitress asks Chuck Norris how he would like his eggs he replies, "As they're hatching."

Rated 3.88/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris gives bats rabies.

Rated 2.81/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris once was told if he jumped of the world trade center he would be paid a million dollars. Who ever that was went from very rich to very poor.

Rated 2.5/5 (18 Votes)

In his early years Chuck Norris was a lumber jack, but he didn't use a chainsaw or an axe, he used his beard.

Rated 2.18/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris once cut down a tree with a butterfly.

Rated 3.86/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast but with out any milk.

Rated 2.19/5 (21 Votes)

The reason the leaning tower of pizza leans is because Chuck Norris sneezed beside it.

Rated 2.68/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes me want to be gay.

Rated 2.19/5 (32 Votes)

The reason we have a right to bear arms is because Chuck Norris said so.

Rated 3.26/5 (23 Votes)

The reason the apple logo has a bite in it is because Chuck Norris was hungry.

Rated 3.92/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris' Tickle-Me-Elmo doesn't think it's so fun getting tickled with a roundhouse kick.

Rated 3.46/5 (24 Votes)

It's true. A-Rod's steroid test came back positive. He was injecting himself with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.61/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris would kill everyone for a klondike bar.

Rated 3.98/5 (60 Votes)

Chuck Norris beat the theory of evolution.

Rated 3.22/5 (18 Votes)

Kobe Bryant can swish a three pointer. Chuck Norris can swish a four pointer.

Rated 3.85/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't fail tests. Tests fail Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.43/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris scares ghosts so bad when he says boo that they come back to life just so he can roundhouse kick them in the face and kill them again.

Rated 2.82/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can see Ultra Violet light.

Rated 3.72/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris didn't like dinasuars because he thought they could give him some competion.... apparently he was wrong.

Rated 3.44/5 (27 Votes)
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