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Chuck Norris can go runing through the street naked and not get in trouble.
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When the waitress asks Chuck Norris how he would like his eggs he replies, "As they're hatching."
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Chuck Norris gives bats rabies.
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Chuck Norris once was told if he jumped of the world trade center he would be paid a million dollars. Who ever that was went from very rich to very poor.
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In his early years Chuck Norris was a lumber jack, but he didn't use a chainsaw or an axe, he used his beard.
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Chuck Norris once cut down a tree with a butterfly.
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Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast but with out any milk.
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The reason the leaning tower of pizza leans is because Chuck Norris sneezed beside it.
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Chuck Norris makes me want to be gay.
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The reason we have a right to bear arms is because Chuck Norris said so.
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The reason the apple logo has a bite in it is because Chuck Norris was hungry.
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Chuck Norris' Tickle-Me-Elmo doesn't think it's so fun getting tickled with a roundhouse kick.
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It's true. A-Rod's steroid test came back positive. He was injecting himself with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris would kill everyone for a klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris beat the theory of evolution.
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Kobe Bryant can swish a three pointer. Chuck Norris can swish a four pointer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fail tests. Tests fail Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris scares ghosts so bad when he says boo that they come back to life just so he can roundhouse kick them in the face and kill them again.
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Chuck Norris can see Ultra Violet light.
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Chuck Norris didn't like dinasuars because he thought they could give him some competion.... apparently he was wrong.
Rated 3.44/5 (27 Votes)