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Chuck Norris's round house kicks are so fast that when your watching them On Tv, If you tried to pause in the process of a round house kick you would notice that the wound house kick would keep going.

Rated 1.5/5 (16 Votes)

When Chuck Norris is outside and your 5 miles away inside a building Chuck Norris can see you out of the corner of his eye.

Rated 3.19/5 (16 Votes)

Sometimes when spiders are in peoples house they try and trap them in a cup. When Spiderman is in Chuck Norris's house Chuck Norris traps Spiderman in a cup.

Rated 2.35/5 (20 Votes)

Le Harvey Oswald is not the real cause of JFK's death, What really happend was when Le Harvey shot at JFK, Chuck Norris deflected the shot with his beard and out of pure astonishment JFK's head exploded.

Rated 3.25/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris voted Republican... Thats why Obama's hair turned gray.

Rated 2.94/5 (18 Votes)

The only reason guns were invented was to kill Chuck Norris. What a stupid idea.

Rated 3.42/5 (19 Votes)

It takes an entire army of men one thousand hours just to clean up one Chuck Norris "man release.".

Rated 2.62/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris once got in a fight with 10 elephants, 3 bulls, and 5 rhinos and after an hour he went to jail for animal cruelty... but that's okay he just used his beard to saw the bars in half.

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Chuck Norris makes the Hulk turn white.

Rated 3.35/5 (23 Votes)

Light moves at the speed of Chuck Norris.

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Do you know why Hitler killed himself. Because he owed Chuck Norris a dollar.

Rated 2.89/5 (18 Votes)

You may wonder why God didn't give us world peace. Well he did it's called Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.53/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the current midget toss champion he holds the record of 6,352 feet.

Rated 2.55/5 (20 Votes)

When Chuck Norris fishes for sharks he uses his beard to catch, kill, gut and cook the shark.

Rated 3.59/5 (17 Votes)

It takes Chuck Norris 15 seconds to cook Minute Rice.

Rated 3.84/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris' beard is currently being sold for excatly 15.5 Trillion Dollars.

Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris, in fact, does live in a round house.

Rated 3.23/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris can blow up a tire with his mouth air.

Rated 2.25/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris made Mike Tyson retire.

Rated 2.5/5 (14 Votes)

When people are in airplanes, they touch the clouds. When Chuck Norris touches the clouds, a tornado appears.

Rated 2.55/5 (11 Votes)
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