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Chuck Norris can punch a hole through the ozone layer. Then he would deliver a round house kick to Al Gore.

Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)

The CEO of AOL calls Chuck Norris to let him know he's got mail.

Rated 2.12/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris's tombstone will be the Great Wall of China.

Rated 2.43/5 (21 Votes)

If Chuck Norris eats a French Fry in France, it's a Freedom Fry.

Rated 2.58/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris takes his family to Camp Crystal Lake every Friday the 13th.

Rated 2.87/5 (15 Votes)

If Coke is better than Pepsi and Chuck Norris likes Pepsi, Pepsi is better.

Rated 3.26/5 (19 Votes)

If you are good you go to Heaven. If you are bad you go to hell. Satan is going to Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.56/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris completed PAC MAN blindfolded.

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris's 30 year old RCA black and white TV plays movies in High Definition.

Rated 4.12/5 (33 Votes)

SUBWAY eat fresh! CHUCK NORRIS- EAT FIST!! (with roundhouse kick!!).

Rated 2.54/5 (26 Votes)

When Medusa looks at Chuck Norris, Medusa turns into stone.

Rated 3.16/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris lives in a round house.

Rated 3.17/5 (23 Votes)

Scientists always keep Chuck Norris in mind when pondering the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Rated 3.11/5 (27 Votes)

When Chuck Norris is sad, everyone around him cries.

Rated 2.61/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris has a bowl of nails every morning, just to get his daily dose of PAIN.

Rated 2.6/5 (20 Votes)

Time makes sure its on Chuck Norris.

Rated 1.89/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris once smoked 20 packs of cigaretts a day for 20 years and developed 100 types of lung canser. Just to rid of them by flexing his muscle for 30 minutes.

Rated 1.71/5 (21 Votes)

If Chuck Norris had his own show it would be called 15. it only takes Chuck Norris 15 seconds to solve all the problems. and 14 and a half would be credits.

Rated 1.65/5 (17 Votes)

People put ice cubes in there water to make it even colder... Chuck Norris puts red hot coals in his coffee to make it even hotter.

Rated 3.22/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

Rated 4.09/5 (33 Votes)
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