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Chuck Norris can punch a hole through the ozone layer. Then he would deliver a round house kick to Al Gore.
Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)
The CEO of AOL calls Chuck Norris to let him know he's got mail.
Rated 2.12/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris's tombstone will be the Great Wall of China.
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If Chuck Norris eats a French Fry in France, it's a Freedom Fry.
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Chuck Norris takes his family to Camp Crystal Lake every Friday the 13th.
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If Coke is better than Pepsi and Chuck Norris likes Pepsi, Pepsi is better.
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If you are good you go to Heaven. If you are bad you go to hell. Satan is going to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris completed PAC MAN blindfolded.
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Chuck Norris's 30 year old RCA black and white TV plays movies in High Definition.
Rated 4.12/5 (33 Votes)
SUBWAY eat fresh! CHUCK NORRIS- EAT FIST!! (with roundhouse kick!!).
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When Medusa looks at Chuck Norris, Medusa turns into stone.
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Chuck Norris lives in a round house.
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Scientists always keep Chuck Norris in mind when pondering the extinction of the dinosaurs.
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When Chuck Norris is sad, everyone around him cries.
Rated 2.61/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris has a bowl of nails every morning, just to get his daily dose of PAIN.
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Time makes sure its on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once smoked 20 packs of cigaretts a day for 20 years and developed 100 types of lung canser. Just to rid of them by flexing his muscle for 30 minutes.
Rated 1.71/5 (21 Votes)
If Chuck Norris had his own show it would be called 15. it only takes Chuck Norris 15 seconds to solve all the problems. and 14 and a half would be credits.
Rated 1.65/5 (17 Votes)
People put ice cubes in there water to make it even colder... Chuck Norris
puts red hot coals in his coffee to make it even hotter.
Rated 3.22/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.
Rated 4.09/5 (33 Votes)