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Chuck Norris FC'd Through The Fire And Flames on Expert mode with an NES controller.

Rated 3.86/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

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Time flys when Chuck Norris tells it to.

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Kids make snow angels..... Chuck Norris makes body spots.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.

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The universe is expanding to escape Chuck Norris. So far it has shown no results.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get the crap scared out of him-----the crap gets scared out of Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.62/5 (21 Votes)

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

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Chuck Norris invented water.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now.".

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”.

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Chuck Norris wasn't born, he just decided to start living.

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Before bed Chuck Norris does 900 push-ups and repeadetly punches himself in the face until he falls asleep.

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Chuck Norris has no middle name because nothing gets between Chuck Norris.

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Using a calculator, Chuck Norris can get a sum of 2 by combining 1 and 1 with a minus sign.

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Chuck Norris can steal home plate. From 2nd base.

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Chuck Norris can go UP Niagra Falls in a wooden barrel.

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When Chuck Norris shoots a load he puts a rocket launcher to shame.

Rated 3.28/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris' hair isn't gray. It shines.

Rated 2.61/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.

Rated 3.76/5 (38 Votes)
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