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Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once farted in Hiroshima.

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Chuck Norris once sleep walked a marathon.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep, he does it anyway for humanitie's sake.

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If Chuck Norris feels pain he gets green skin, grows in size and becomes enraged. The thing is, he can't feel pain.

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You don't get bad luck when a black cat crosses your path, you get bad luck when Chuck Norris crosses your path.

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Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.

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In a fight between Batman and Superman the winner is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can drink peanut butter through a coffee straw.

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A knick knack paddywhack actually refers to when Chuck Norris beat seven UFC fighters to death in a rice field- with only a small, porcelain dog.

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Chuck Norris created the four winds just by sneezing.

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Chuck Norris is friends with everyone on XBOXLIVE.

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Chuck Norris' Atari can play Playstation 3 games.

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Chuck Norris can literally throw a party.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so fast that he actually kicked himself. Thus, the Big Bang.

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Tom comments Chuck Norris' Myspace.

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Chuck Norris is the only Medal of Honor recipent to deny earning it. It's below him.

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Mondays hate Chuck Norris.

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Chuck's IQ is infinite.

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris did the impossible, then proceeded to make it breakfast the next morning.

Rated 4.13/5 (16 Votes)
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