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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Rated 4.14/5 (438 Votes)
While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.
Rated 4.15/5 (290 Votes)
Why hasn't a video game been made about Chuck Norris? Simple: nobody controls Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.1/5 (268 Votes)
Chuck Norris can finish an entire bottle of milk in 5 seconds. Using a fork.
Rated 3.83/5 (64 Votes)
Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
Rated 4.22/5 (331 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Rated 4.27/5 (1025 Votes)
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Rated 4.28/5 (1675 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Rated 4.28/5 (1622 Votes)
Chuck Norris once single handedly killed 97 Afghan terrorists using his M-16 assault rifle. Then he flipped off the safety switch and shot 500 more of them.
Rated 4.07/5 (123 Votes)
There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Rated 4.24/5 (842 Votes)