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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris did the impossible, then proceeded to make it breakfast the next morning.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
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