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Chuck Norris can kick start a bicycle...
Rated 3.46/5 (336 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't make chocolate milk, he tells his cow to.
Rated 3.62/5 (184 Votes)
Chuck Norris once felt fear. Then he roundhouse kicked the mirror.
Rated 3.39/5 (219 Votes)
The shortest distance between two points is whatever route Chuck takes.
Rated 3.83/5 (164 Votes)
Using Chuck Norris in a war is a violation of human rights.
Rated 4.06/5 (178 Votes)
Chuck Norris can hear faster than the speed of sound.
Rated 4.12/5 (170 Votes)
The 'Most Interesting Man in the World' is a member of the Chuck Norris fan club.
Rated 3.29/5 (154 Votes)
Cars look both ways before Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Rated 4.19/5 (209 Votes)
The first law of Chuck states: a roundhouse in motion stays in motion until acted upon by the face of anyone opposing Chuck.
Rated 3.76/5 (146 Votes)
Chuck Norris beat "Through the fire and the flames" on Expert with a broken NES controller.
Rated 3.8/5 (132 Votes)

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