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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Rated 4.21/5 (5962 Votes)
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Rated 3.97/5 (1809 Votes)
Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
Rated 4.11/5 (3806 Votes)
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
Rated 4.01/5 (1826 Votes)
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Rated 4.09/5 (3394 Votes)
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Rated 4.12/5 (3902 Votes)
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Rated 4.15/5 (4683 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
Rated 4.09/5 (2874 Votes)
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.
Rated 4.07/5 (2838 Votes)
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
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