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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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