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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Rated 4.27/5 (837 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Rated 4.25/5 (1281 Votes)
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Rated 4.25/5 (885 Votes)
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is
brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Rated 4.25/5 (825 Votes)
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rated 4.24/5 (2088 Votes)
When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Rated 4.24/5 (1988 Votes)
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.24/5 (990 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Rated 4.24/5 (921 Votes)
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Rated 4.24/5 (881 Votes)
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rated 4.23/5 (1692 Votes)
